Posted by
RepublicanEvangelist on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:58:06 PM
I think it is time to lay down some rules for proper bumper sticker use, bumper sticker etiquette. I spend at least a couple of hours in my car a day and am forced to read a whole host of literature on the back of vehicles which brings me to
Rule # 1 : bumper stickers are for bumpers not to cover the entire back and sides of your car. I knew you were a liberal with the Kucinich for President sticker. I didn't need to read, "end this war now" or "impeach Bush" or "redefeat Bush". The latter two are redundant. Which is really
Rule # 2: one or two is enough. We get it. You hate the President. You think we should COEXIST. Bumper stickers need not be your manifesto. Here are a couple of extreme examples
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/adam00f/bumper-sticker-car.jpg and
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/adam00f/oregon_bumper_stickers1.jpg
Rule # 3: Remove stickers for state propositions after the election. It is annoying to stare at someone with a "no on 42" sticker and not have any idea what 42 was about which is related to
Rule # 4: Remove stickers for local officials and propositions when you move. The reason is same as above. Vote for Guffman outside of Guffman's district is just confusing which is related to
Rule # 5: Remove after the election cycle. I took off my McPalin stickers after the election. My side lost. I get it. I think Obama Biden people need a month to gloat but please not after January 20th. I think most of can agree that the Kerry Edwards: A Stronger America stickers must go now. The slogan was so silly that I don't think they even believed it. And for the love of all that is holy, remove Gore Lieberman now. It is nearly a decade later and it appears that Joe is the only sane one of the pair left.
Rule # 6: Finally. I'll be gentle here because I have children and love them dearly but no one really cares about the honor roll status of your kids at some school that no one has ever heard of. At the very least the sticker must come off the bumper or wherever when your kid comes off the honor roll.