Posted by
RepublicanEvangelist on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 3:16:01 PM
Now that Obama
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30335592/ is going to prosecute members of the Bush Administration for offering advice as to what is and what isn't torture and therefore what interrogation techniques would be allowed and not allowed, we must find new ways to interrogate prisoners that has yet to be determined as actual torture.
So I was thinking of some ways of making prisoners talk :
1.) Yoko Ono recordings - This may date me but 1/2 of Double Fantasy and I'll confess to anything. Ditto for Garrison Keilor.
2.) Gibbs Press Conferences - Prisoner must be forced to watch hours of press conferences by the President's Press Secretary. At the rate of one meandering answer per 1/2 hour or so, this would mean about 4-5 non answered questions. Mohammed "why doesn't he answer the damn question? What was the question? I have no idea what he is talking about!!"
3.) Barack Obama Sans Prompter.
http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/ http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/09/hey-barack.html If we added a small electric shock every time the President blamed Bush for something or said, "ummm" it would definitely violate the Geneva Convention.
4.) Have Obama cabinet people calculate their income taxes. This will surely result in an audit. The only way to avoid further IRS scrutiny is to confess or get appointed to the cabinet.
5.) Be forced to listen to Air America because someone has to.
6.) Sleep Deprevation is now not allowed so I may be able to report my two children for violating the Geneva Convention. But we can make detainees watch children's television programming. They may not confess but will recycle.
7.) Be forced to work most of the year with the government confiscating their earnings. Wait, that is only reserved for tax payers.
8.) Be forced to sit in Los Angeles traffic at rush hour.
9.) Be forced to watch at least 1/2 of the Academy Award nominated shows in an given year.
10.) Be forced to be Cubs fans and suffer lifetimes of disappointment.
That is all I have for now but am open to suggestions : republicanevangelical@gmail.com. I'll be posting your suggestions along with more of mine later.